


100% Client Satisfaction
Not
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Your
Your
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Agency
We are not an email marketing agency, we're a team of retention specialists.
15+ YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
TOP 1% TALENT
HEALTH & WELLNESS NICHE
What We Believe
We Live It
We only partner with brands that align with how we live. Our edge comes from our daily habits — biohacking, regenerative farming, holistic health, and the supplements we actually use. If we wouldn’t put it in our body or on our shelf, we won’t market it.
We Live It
We only partner with brands that align with how we live. Our edge comes from our daily habits — biohacking, regenerative farming, holistic health, and the supplements we actually use. If we wouldn’t put it in our body or on our shelf, we won’t market it.
We Live It
We only partner with brands that align with how we live. Our edge comes from our daily habits — biohacking, regenerative farming, holistic health, and the supplements we actually use. If we wouldn’t put it in our body or on our shelf, we won’t market it.
Marketing In Real Life
If you wouldn’t send your marketing to friends or family, don’t send it at all. We create emails that sound human, build trust, and reflect how people actually make decisions. That only works when our team leads with honesty, integrity, and high energy.
Marketing In Real Life
If you wouldn’t send your marketing to friends or family, don’t send it at all. We create emails that sound human, build trust, and reflect how people actually make decisions. That only works when our team leads with honesty, integrity, and high energy.
We Look Out for Each Other
We believe independence and personal agency are the foundation of great work. We solve problems at the root, find bottlenecks in systems, and while we take the work seriously, we have a damn good time doing it.
We Look Out for Each Other
We believe independence and personal agency are the foundation of great work. We solve problems at the root, find bottlenecks in systems, and while we take the work seriously, we have a damn good time doing it.
Details Matter
Once an email is sent, it's sent. There are no redos. We sweat the samll stuff, welcome feedback, and take pride in clean execution.
Details Matter
Once an email is sent, it's sent. There are no redos. We sweat the samll stuff, welcome feedback, and take pride in clean execution.
Create a WOW Exerience
We're building a home for top retention talent – the kind of professionals who are often underutilized in the DTC world. Our mission is simple: partner with growth-minded brands and deliver a level of service that turns clients into long-term advocates.
Create a WOW Exerience
We're building a home for top retention talent – the kind of professionals who are often underutilized in the DTC world. Our mission is simple: partner with growth-minded brands and deliver a level of service that turns clients into long-term advocates.
Details Matter
Once an email is sent, it’s sent. There are no redos. We sweat the small stuff, welcome feedback, and take pride in clean execution.
Create a WOW Experience
We’re building a home for top retention talent — the kind of professionals who are often underutilized in the DTC world. Our mission is simple: partner with growth-minded brands and deliver a level of service that turns clients into long-term advocates.
Services
Meet the Founders
TRENT MCCLOSKEY
TRENT MCCLOSKEY
Trent built a wellness coaching brand before going deep into retention. He’s led retention for 7–8 figure brands and obsessed with building systems that scale.
Trent built a wellness coaching brand before going deep into retention. He’s led retention for 7–8 figure brands and is obsessed with building systems that scale.


TOM NESS
TOM NESS
Tom’s been in the game since the golden days of direct response. He’s the co-founder of UMZU, a 9-figure wellness brand built from the ground up — and the engine behind many of our strongest playbooks.







Retention Studios has been a great partner for Ancient Crunch. On the qualitative side, the emails they write are consistently send-ready with de minimus review for my team, they are active participants in building a campaign schedule, and frankly the emails are just beautiful. Quantitatively, Retention has helped us to dramatically improve our repeat performance, and account for 38.2% of our online business today.
Seth
Co-Founder






Retention Studios has been a great partner for Ancient Crunch. On the qualitative side, the emails they write are consistently send-ready with de minimus review for my team, they are active participants in building a campaign schedule, and frankly the emails are just beautiful. Quantitatively, Retention has helped us to dramatically improve our repeat performance, and account for 38.2% of our online business today.
Seth
Co-Founder